If the signs were mythological creatures:

  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter

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anaterma:

omg arakita, pls contain yourself, we’re in a race

anaterma:

omg arakita, pls contain yourself, we’re in a race

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borderlineotaku:

blastortoise:

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

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ka-kawgoodsir:

hurraaid:

chooky-belief:

levanna:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

AND HE SPANKED HIM WITH IT

ka-kawgoodsir:

hurraaid:

chooky-belief:

levanna:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:

“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

AND HE SPANKED HIM WITH IT

(Source: 4gifs)

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valonqared:

Lannisters don’t act like fools.

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Tyler Posey and Dylan Sprayberry being adorable (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: scott-hales)

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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devilsstraightedge:

Danny will be back

DANNY WILL BE BACK

DANNY WILL BE BACK

DANNY

WILL

BE

BACK

D A N N Y  W I L L  B E  B A C K

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Uhmmmmm, yeah, Comic Con. Enough said.

Uhmmmmm, yeah, Comic Con. Enough said.

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